What a Joke

by Philip Adams Ana Patrice Newell

(Compiled by: Vannizza Lucenta)

1.  What do you call a penguin in the desert? – LOST

2. What did one math book say to anothermath  book ?

          - I’ve got more problems than you

3. Teacher: Johnny, I hope I didn’t see you looking at Mary’s work then.

 Johnny: I hope you didn’t too ma’am.

4. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

- A teacher says, “spit out that chewing gum! While train says, chew, chew!

5. Teacher:  ok ,  Johnny, give me a sentence with the word “indisposition” in it.

Johnny: I always like playing center forward because I like playing indisposition.J

6. Teacher:  Sally put gruesome in a sentence.

Sally: I was short once then I gruesome.

7. Teacher: Sally,your work is in your father’s writing.

Sally: I know ma’am. I borrowed his pen.

8. Teacher: Now Katherine, can you spell kangaroo ?

Katherine: C, A, N, G, A, R, O,O

Teacher:  that’s not the way the dictionary spells it.

Katherine: You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spells it.

9. Teacher: Now, who can name five animals that live in the jungle ?

Johnny: One lion. . ..and um….um… four elephants.

10. Teacher: Cath, you missed school yesterday, didn’t you ?

Cath:  No teacher, I didn’t miss it at all!

11.  What did the monsters say when introduced?

-  Pleased to eat you.

12.  Why aren’t vampires welcome in the blood bank?

-Because they only make withdrawals.